Thank you, you beat me to it. I literally came here to ask how many aliens he punches in this series.

I know these are your words and not the sellers, but I really feel like he should lean into the Rivian comparisons here. It’s a truck! It has a bed, and seats! Just like a Rivian!

Oh, you can just declare yourself not legally liable? Why hadn’t anyone else ever thought of that?

Hooo boy. Friend, welcome to a world of pure profanity.

I assume the panel gaps are now absolute canyons at this point. Less gaps and more “Areas where there are not panels.”

Bootlickers are out in force in the greys. Kindly leave them there, y’all.

It’s cool how that isn’t even vaguely comparable.

David Tracy is currently cursing his car liquidation project. He could have been a thousandaire!

1st Gear: I’ll never drive a car I have to pay a subscription fee to utilize. Full stop, won’t do it. If this catches on in the industry and that means I won’t drive a car manufactured after 2025, or I stick exclusively to budget niche cars going forward, fine. But I flatly refuse to pay an ongoing subscription on my…

As other commenters have already alluded to, this is just for rich people to fuck in an exotic location.

Seriously it’s like every time they get into a pursuit they forget radios and helicopters exist.

Why the fuck would you engage in a high speed pursuit on a vehicle with a lo jack?

Countdown to Pedo Guy allegations starts now.

Sounds like a pretty solid crust punk act.

Lies, in the crypto world? Well I never.

I wasn’t aware El Dorados were sold in any paint choices other than champagne or silver, to appropriately cater to their exclusively octagenarian customer base.

Yeah, I’m talking shit but I actually enjoy their burgers and the whipped root beer float is incredible.

Dead Space ass looking box.

Nazi moon base, calling it now.