ftfy.

I’m looking at you, the entire American coal industry.

I guess the public just isn’t ready for the ejector seat model.

Eh. The kid is a perfect Spiderman, but I’ve yet to see him do anything else particularly well.

I find it hard to believe that “Manning Lee Stokes” isn’t a pseudonym, particularly if he was known for writing trashy pulp.

Do not, under any circumstances, sit in this man’s lap.

Wow, what a sick burn from a D-list fast food chain that exists as an afterthought to root beer sales.

Any convertible with a back seat and the top down. It’s inevitable that the passengers in the back seat are just getting absolutely obliterated with wind and road noise, and it’s always a rough ride.

1st Gear: I can honestly say I wasn’t familiar with the whole SPAC thing until Trump’s shady new “tech company” announced they were using one, but the whole thing seems like a straight up scam to jump into the market without the actual resources to do so.

Are you married to David Tenant?

So what do you imagine this kind of vetting looking like?

This sounds like it’s basically just an every day MAGA fantasy.

Helicopters still just fall out of the sky all the fucking time. What would have happened if they’d lost an engine during a crowd level flyby trying to show off?

You are entitled to your completely wrong opinion.

I just rolled my eyes so hard I think I saw my soul.

Does the CCP cut you a check, or do you just get off on licking boots for free?

How do the re-education camps for ethnic minorities factor into that excellent education system?

Oh, fantastic, now there are fewer items for me to never order at Burger King because Burger King is absolutely disgusting.

Musk is already exactly what you’re talking about. His family is rich, and all he’s done is buy other people’s ideas with daddy’s apartheid emerald money.

It’s not that their cost of living is lower, it’s that they largely live in miserable conditions because of poor wages.