Well this sounds like the least necessary film this side of The Emoji Movie.

But then I’d be eating Burger King.

I’m reasonably certain I would straight up die if I had to drink a whole glass of any cream based liqueur.

Their new logo definitely says “Hot Topic” a lot more than it says “Saks Fifth Ave.”

Never trust a man named Gooch.

Nice.

The Civic Si is a great car... for exactly the MSRP. It’s definitely not worth a markup.

I’ve been averaging right at 30 mpg. It could definitely be better, but I knew what I was getting going into it.

Well, not any car. I’m pretty sure David Tracy’s “unidentified car in a river bank” from yesterday probably can’t be brought back up to spec.

A lot of folks can’t afford $5000 upfront on a potentially unreliable beater, my dude.

I wanted a late model, four door, manual, turbo charged sedan and wound up with a 2017 Civic Si. It was one of the very few options available at all, let alone on the current market.

I had a laundry list of requirements when I bought in January of 2021, and I really genuinely lucked out in being able to find what I wanted, pretty much to the letter.

“Cheap Porsche” is one of those phrases that chills my frugal heart to the absolute core.

Okay but how is Elon’s BDSM armor technology coming along?

I get that for EVs, there’s definitely a pretty serious infrastructure problem.

1st Gear: Maybe if Americans had actually learned a lesson from the the last gas shortage and didn’t insist on driving giant behemoths of vehicles, this wouldn’t be an issue.

Every fucking day with the Salt Bae articles.

Okay, that’s pretty much exactly what I was expecting. Thanks!

I live in Indianapolis, and people blow red lights here all the time now. It’s honestly getting completely ridiculous.