4th Gear: Can all the people who constantly say “Well he doesn’t really have that much money” shut the hell up now?

Well this sounds like the least necessary film this side of The Emoji Movie.

“Media Fripperies Splattering All Over the Interwebs” is going to be the first hit single from my new skacore/pop punk act, Lowest Hanging Fruit.

But then I’d be eating Burger King.

The breathless report from every single media outlet for each new variant really needs to stop. By all means, if research supports a conclusion of a more deadly variant spreading rapidly, yes, we should be concerned, but there’s virtually no research to support any conclusions about omicron at this point.

I’m reasonably certain I would straight up die if I had to drink a whole glass of any cream based liqueur.

Their new logo definitely says “Hot Topic” a lot more than it says “Saks Fifth Ave.”

Never trust a man named Gooch.

Well there’s your first problem.

Nice dog whistles there bro. Did you have to special order them or did they come with the hood and robes?

Nice.

The Civic Si is a great car... for exactly the MSRP. It’s definitely not worth a markup.

I feel like “Getting your shitty hazardous job back” isn’t the victory it’s been painted as here.

Lol fucking what?

I’ve been averaging right at 30 mpg. It could definitely be better, but I knew what I was getting going into it.

Well, not any car. I’m pretty sure David Tracy’s “unidentified car in a river bank” from yesterday probably can’t be brought back up to spec.

A lot of folks can’t afford $5000 upfront on a potentially unreliable beater, my dude.

I wanted a late model, four door, manual, turbo charged sedan and wound up with a 2017 Civic Si. It was one of the very few options available at all, let alone on the current market.

I had a laundry list of requirements when I bought in January of 2021, and I really genuinely lucked out in being able to find what I wanted, pretty much to the letter.