Hahahahahaha.

“Cheap Porsche” is one of those phrases that chills my frugal heart to the absolute core.

Okay but how is Elon’s BDSM armor technology coming along?

Assange isn’t a journalist. He’s a foreign agent releasing uncurated information en masse specifically with the intent of undermining the US government.

Pesticide Soup is going to be my new gross out hardcore/EDM mashup act. We’ll spray fake pesticides on the crowd, GWAR style.

I get that for EVs, there’s definitely a pretty serious infrastructure problem.

1st Gear: Maybe if Americans had actually learned a lesson from the the last gas shortage and didn’t insist on driving giant behemoths of vehicles, this wouldn’t be an issue.

Oh, no, what a tragedy. The CIA investigated a rapist who’s almost certainly a Russian espionage agent who attempted to undermine US elections.

Saying Keanu Reeves wasn’t a star at the time of the Matrix is pretty revisionist.

Every fucking day with the Salt Bae articles.

Okay, that’s pretty much exactly what I was expecting. Thanks!

I live in Indianapolis, and people blow red lights here all the time now. It’s honestly getting completely ridiculous.

Everything about crypto raises market integrity concerns, so how is this surprising?

I can’t for the life of me find a spoiler description of what this third episode twist was in the original series. Can someone provide a link?

Hey now, he added shitty seat covers too.

I’m not the only person seeing a hearse here, right?

What the hell is that leather car key holster thing in the header image? Is this some kind of fetish?

Do... do they not understand the Muppets aren’t real? Like, do they expect Elmo to just walk on up to CPAC?

“Bender On Arrival” is the name of my upcoming posthumous autobiography.