I physically cringed when I read this.

I’m honestly flabbergasted that the sexual assaulter wasn’t, you know, restrained after committing sexual assault.

No, if prices actually go down, they’ll give credit to JFK Jr. coming back from the grave at the helm of a gigantic oil tanker from Heaven.

The GOP doesn’t even have a platform anymore. In the last election, it was just TRUMP plastered on everything, and that seems to be the motivating factor for them still, despite that not exactly being a plan with future proofing.

Nothing of value would be lost.

I’m definitely going to need citations on the “Costing thousands of lives” part there.

Seriously, how’s that GTO going to stack up against any modern Japanese midsize sedan?

I mean, ICU beds are a pretty major concern, since I could have an accident and die because all the beds are filled with people too dumb to accept an effective, safe vaccine.

You’re being sarcastic but I’m pretty sure this is actually a GOP talking point now.

5th Gear: Thanksgiving travel is back to normal, but probably shouldn’t be. COVID cases are spiking again and everyone is just... acting like it’s over?

Looks to me like that shitbox Yugo is running just as well as that meticulously maintained GTO.

I would like to make my own comment on this, but Kinja isn’t having it.

Less sympathy makes you more qualified for senior management.

Lol just straight up double the price with dealer markup. Sure. Yeah. Totally reasonable.

Oh, I’m sure every retiree in my life will be thrilled about this.

I mean it really kind of drives home the point in Se7en or The Usual Suspects.

This is one of those cases where the mileage is suspiciously low. Like, why are there so few miles relative to the age of the car?

Every time I read any kind of crpyto news, it’s increasingly beyond me how anyone can fall for such an obvious con job.

This is the kind of completely useless but endearing content I live for.

I’m continually bewildered that the one note joke of “MacGyver but stupid” has such long legs as a concept.