Absolutely. I’m in a no-inspection state, and the clapped out garbage on wheels I see every day is frankly terrifying.

1st Gear: Once again, the stock market is just nonsense hand waving. It’s absolute gibberish to say Rivian, a company with no revenue or products, is worth nearly as much as Volkswagen, one of the most successful car companies in the world.

Tom Hanks is a case where he started out in comedy but his dramatic career has pretty much completely eclipsed his earlier roles.

“No sir, I am absolutely definitely not an organ thief. How many miles would you like the car to have?”

If you go to try and buy this car, it’s going to cost you whatever cash you take with you and probably a kidney or two.

God damn if this response isn’t just the strongest example of OP’s point I’ve ever seen.

I genuinely love scooters, but the only people who ride them in my city are the DUI failures who aren’t allowed in a car.

We all know why.

The dude wildly manipulates the stock market without consequence. Martha Stewart went to prison for less, and she’s a rich white lady.

Elon Musk is just the tech bro version of Donald Trump at this point.

Well Teslas are still basically toys for rich people so this checks out, yeah.

I mean this honestly looks like pretty average Amazon package condition on  delivery, so I’m sure they’ll just throw these in another van and get them on porches tomorrow.

Yeah but tell me that wouldn’t make a really fucking rad shift knob.

The entire plot revolved around autism being a super power.

The last Predator movie was such an unbelievable trash fire. The premise for the this new one certainly sounds better, but I’m not going to get my hopes up.

Well now I want an Italian Beef.

Kyle Mooney’s particular brand of hammy over acting is just... not good.

Conservating mass.

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