I mean I get the general idea of what you’re saying but horse drawn carriages can’t go 100 miles per hour and are substantially less likely to explode than automobiles.

It’s honestly wild to me that so many of you are okay with jumping from “Car needs to meet federal safety standards” to “It’s okay to be constantly monitored by cameras while driving.”

I’m all for preventing drunk driving, but fuck this kind of invasive nanny state technology. Apparently I’ll be driving a lot more vintage cars in the future, because I flatly refuse to drive a car that might suddenly decide I’m too tired because of the always on cameras monitoring my every move.

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So when do we start getting paid a commission for writing all these daily listicles for Jalopnik?

It’s weird, it’s almost like purchasing decisions are subjective. Crazy idea, that.

Nope.

The stupid custom license plate and boy racer decals tell me this thing is permanently going to smell like bubble gum vape and shitty weed. No dice.

The Trump administration literally took anything that wasn’t nailed down.

Now we get to see if the charges will actually stick. My money is on a slap on the wrist and community service.

*Narrator voice* ...it was because of race.

I’m honestly just kind of bewildered that wanting to sit next to your child on a flight full of strangers is perceived as suspicious.

I was under the issue that knives were standard issue for every Australian. Was I misinformed?

Literally the only reason people buy movie theater popcorn is because of some kind of pavlovian association of “movie theater=popcorn bucket.”

If there’s a strong reason for them to do so? Sure, I guess.

God Justified is just the absolute fucking best.

“wow this Ram truck ad is going on forever”

Uh... Yikes, y’all. Don’t encourage people supporting Rowling. Any purchase from this list will directly enrich a bigot.

Yeah there’s some big time mixed messaging going on here.

Because German engineers are well known for their “Fuck it, good enough” attitudes.