Yeah obviously, this is why listeners are constantly demanding an explanation for what a Disco is when they listen to Panic at the Disco.

Well now I want an Italian Beef.

Kyle Mooney’s particular brand of hammy over acting is just... not good.

That Stranger Things game looks pretty plainly 16 bit styled, not 8 bit.

You are correct. That number didn’t seem quite right.

Conservating mass.

Jesuses? Jesi?

49.7 AR-15s.

I really need these numbers in some more arbitrary, American calculations.

Next week’s Torch article:

I mean I get the general idea of what you’re saying but horse drawn carriages can’t go 100 miles per hour and are substantially less likely to explode than automobiles.

Uh... no shit? Why did you even feel the need to put this in the article?

It’s honestly wild to me that so many of you are okay with jumping from “Car needs to meet federal safety standards” to “It’s okay to be constantly monitored by cameras while driving.”

I’m all for preventing drunk driving, but fuck this kind of invasive nanny state technology. Apparently I’ll be driving a lot more vintage cars in the future, because I flatly refuse to drive a car that might suddenly decide I’m too tired because of the always on cameras monitoring my every move.

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And if she’s gay too? Knocking it out of the park.

So when do we start getting paid a commission for writing all these daily listicles for Jalopnik?

It’s weird, it’s almost like purchasing decisions are subjective. Crazy idea, that.

Nope.