The stupid custom license plate and boy racer decals tell me this thing is permanently going to smell like bubble gum vape and shitty weed. No dice.

Holy shit, I think that John Galt asshole actually got put in the greys. Well done everyone.

The Trump administration literally took anything that wasn’t nailed down.

These people come into their ocean with all their flailing and crying and then they have the absolute audacity to be mad when the sharks take a nibble?

Strictly speaking, you could always fight Mike Tyson with motion controls, you’d just probably be punched into the next century if you tried it.

Well yeah. It was a rhetorical statement of outrage more than a question.

Look we all already know that rewatching the original movies is going to be the best part of a new movie coming out.

Now we get to see if the charges will actually stick. My money is on a slap on the wrist and community service.

Why the fuck is this a slideshow.

*Narrator voice* ...it was because of race.

I’m honestly just kind of bewildered that wanting to sit next to your child on a flight full of strangers is perceived as suspicious.

I was under the issue that knives were standard issue for every Australian. Was I misinformed?

Literally the only reason people buy movie theater popcorn is because of some kind of pavlovian association of “movie theater=popcorn bucket.”

We already had a Space Command doing all of that stuff. And we didn’t have to pay for new logos, uniforms, and facilities.

As the article notes, the GOP is all for this. And because our government system is fundamentally broken, no one can hold him accountable but his own party.

What do we have to do to get this fucker greyed and/or banned? Because jesus fucking christ.

If there’s a strong reason for them to do so? Sure, I guess.

God Justified is just the absolute fucking best.

“wow this Ram truck ad is going on forever”

Uh... Yikes, y’all. Don’t encourage people supporting Rowling. Any purchase from this list will directly enrich a bigot.