The stupid custom license plate and boy racer decals tell me this thing is permanently going to smell like bubble gum vape and shitty weed. No dice.

The Trump administration literally took anything that wasn’t nailed down.

Now we get to see if the charges will actually stick. My money is on a slap on the wrist and community service.

*Narrator voice* ...it was because of race.

I’m honestly just kind of bewildered that wanting to sit next to your child on a flight full of strangers is perceived as suspicious.

I was under the issue that knives were standard issue for every Australian. Was I misinformed?

Literally the only reason people buy movie theater popcorn is because of some kind of pavlovian association of “movie theater=popcorn bucket.”

If there’s a strong reason for them to do so? Sure, I guess.

God Justified is just the absolute fucking best.

“wow this Ram truck ad is going on forever”

Uh... Yikes, y’all. Don’t encourage people supporting Rowling. Any purchase from this list will directly enrich a bigot.

Yeah there’s some big time mixed messaging going on here.

Because German engineers are well known for their “Fuck it, good enough” attitudes.

The number of people in that comment section defending drivers hitting cyclists was disgusting.

Sure, yeah, people protesting for civil rights are totally the same thing as idiots who make their cars spin.

1st Gear: Hey, maybe the government could use that $10 billion to actually build high speed rail like Elon has been promising for years.

Oh, you’re that guy.

You might want to see a doctor if you’re shitting yourself that easily.

Miata with an automatic is an automatic no dice.