Same. I desperately want on OG turbo 900 in good shape.

Well, yeah. Of course Musk thinks an eminently qualified woman with more experience, education, and expertise than him is a threat to Tesla.

That’s because the automatic transmission is objectively inferior in this car.

I’m rarely in a place where In-N-Out is available, but it’s good to know they’re ownership is fucking crazy, for future reference.

Stink bugs have an absolutely uncanny ability to get inside absolutely anywhere. We almost never see any other bugs in the house, but we invariably see these little bastards on a regular basis come the right season.

I’m definitely whatever the opposite of that is. I’m content to live a decent life and I absolutely don’t want to do it at anyone else’s expense.

Meh. I’m in my thirties and already kind of falling apart. Honestly not really looking forward to my eighties at this rate.

3rd Gear: I’m also “hoping” to be a billionaire, but here we are.

The price is right if the most mediocre Corvette is your thing. But the complete lack of description gives me some pause. Very slightly no dice.

You could just not click on these articles?

Jeep has been steadily moving away from the misappropriated Native American tribe branding for years, and it’s frankly just weird that they’re so resistant to change on this last one.

“They love us! They love us so much, they’re practically begging us to use the name!”

Reverse: Wild, impractical, vaguely futuristic cars aren’t going to fund themselves, and in the 80s, companies actually had to show profits to continue existing.

Yeah, they’re already here in the comments pretending the driver was in imminent risk of being murdered by the strikers. Fucking absurd.

Yeah that’s my thing here. For every possible reason you might want this car, there’s a better option available at the same price point.

Given that everybody seems to wear smart watches these days, that really curtails your horological options there.

Man that’s a big “Probably.”

Right, I get that part, but I don’t understand why someone would buy a Jeep over a Range Rover or Mercedes at this kind of price point.

You can ride my coattails anytime, if you know what I mean.

Who is this thing even for? I just don’t understand the point of this car.