I’ll take “Worst Takes of the Century” for $1000, Alex.

I missed the $80k price tag. Whoof.

This is honestly the worst kind of history. Preserving something without context when it wouldn’t be worth preserving even if it was contextualized. This is just silly.

So, so many reasons.

This whole article reads like ad copy. Is this sponsored content?

Mrs. Ghost and I have actually bought two cars during the pandemic, one new and one used.

I really don’t know enough about maritime law here. If the ship was pushed by strong winds enough to displace their anchor, is the ship owner liable for damage to a pipeline like this?

Notice I specified 23 year old, not “older than 20 years.” Mercury was a perfectly respectable make at one point. 1998 was not that point.

No. Just... no.

Wait did Garrison Keillor turn out to be a creeper?

We had those protections, but the GOP has spent the past 40 years meticulously dismantling them at every level.

Yeah, we’re talking about windshield tint. I’m not personally a fan of window tint in general, but I’m not judging anybody for it. Windshield tints though, super sus.

Well, at least in my midwestern city, the past year has seen the police just completely abandon traffic enforcement.

It’s true, ghosts are definitely absolutely not real.

Look everyone knows ghosts aren’t real.

Am I the only person who absolutely loathes windshield tint? Something about it just seems incredibly trashy.

I bet this thing would be an absolute hoot to drive, but it definitely seems a little pricey with the mileage.

Yeah, seriously, this whole article reads like a slapdash college newspaper blog post or something.

Management shouldn’t be hired externally. If a company actually values their workers, they’ll train them up from the lower levels to allow them to move into management roles.