Lol I’m not pulling him out of the greys but there’s some dude all caps shouting about how I’m “RANTING LIKE MAD” about the importance of divesting from fossil fuels, doing an absolutely incredible job of proving my point. Bravo!

Yeah tell that to all the brodozers rolling coal to “Own the libs” by running over cyclists or whatever the fuck they’re doing this week.

At least Disney stuff has the added layer of needing to buy an extremely expensive park pass to buy merch, and you have to be at one of the very few physical locations. Starbucks are literally everywhere.

God damn if I’m not a sucker for those modular buildings. I’ve stopped buying them because I’ve basically run out of space, but they remain absolutely gorgeous.

1st Gear: This is an excellent example of how stupid American politics have become. Driving an electric vehicle shouldn’t be a political issue. Divesting from fossil fuels to preserve the environment shouldn’t be a political issue.

I really genuinely thought that was David Spade when I saw the initial thumbnail and I briefly remembered David Spade exists.

Yeah, sure, I guess? Ambivalent nice price in the current market.

Oh no, what a horrible world, Democrats are getting “worse” by calling for equal rights and a livable life for everyone. What a tragedy!

True! But investors are stupid.

This is probably not a good sign for their upcoming IPO.

That’s fine. But if you’re plowing along in the merging lane and don’t get out of it, you’re in the wrong. Be a courteous driver.

That’s great until the drunk driver plows through a red light and kills your family.

So is nobody going to talk about how the original poster hit somebody at 60 mph because they “failed to yield”? What does that even mean?

Well, it used to be that way. People didn’t drive safer, they just died a hell of a lot more.

Shit, fair enough. I pay so little attention to Mitsubishi I just assumed they still made their one decent car.

It’s honestly wild that conservatives hate the post office now. It used to be one of those bastions of how effective America was as a nation, held up alongside things like industry and the military for it’s efficiency.

I went from a 1982 Toyota Celica to a 2009 Miata PRHT and my insurance rates barely changed.

I mean they still make the Evo but yeah absolutely nothing else.

1st Gear: I’ll once again express sarcastic shock and dismay that the company owned by a South African man who started his fortune with Apartheid era emerald mine money would have racist practices. Who ever could have predicted this?

I’m all for shitting on Donald Trump but man this is a reach.