But, like, why?

What, you don’t look up at the stars and just wanna fight them? They’re always looking at me sideways.

That’s not really justification?

Sexism, at a company where the owner dressed up as a cowboy to ride a dick rocket to the edge of space for his own aggrandizement? Shocking!

Same, fam. Same. Gonna start up a Dead Gameshow Host’s Society.

Honestly hopefully he didn’t so he can learn a damn lesson.

Just make sure you don’t cross the streams.

That use of outstanding was definitely a lot more popular in the past.

You’re right, looking at it now I accidentally compared Tesla’s US market sales to Volvo’s global sales. Sorry about that.

Hey, thanks for contributing the same comment someone made four hours ago. It’s very helpful. I’d never heard of side mirrors, and I would never have thought of adjusting them if informative commenters weren’t here to let me know about them.

“I’ll take “Least Surprising News Ever” for $1000, Alex.”

I mean probably, we’re all suckers here.

1st Gear: The difference in market value between Tesla and Volvo is absolutely wild, and I think a pretty good indicator of how the stock market is just smoke and mirrors.

Better be a big glovebox for when he needs a new radiator.

“I need a way to get a quarter of the way across the country, what should I buy?

Truly is the worst of the main stream hard seltzer brands.

Ah, yes, the BMW method.

Did we, though?

Got it, yes, 70s Jag designers hated visibility. Thank you for the clarification.

“Hey, do you like rear visibility? I hope not, because the C pillars are going to extend all the way to the rear bumper to provide new and innovative blind spots.”