Shit, fair enough. I pay so little attention to Mitsubishi I just assumed they still made their one decent car.

It’s honestly wild that conservatives hate the post office now. It used to be one of those bastions of how effective America was as a nation, held up alongside things like industry and the military for it’s efficiency.

I went from a 1982 Toyota Celica to a 2009 Miata PRHT and my insurance rates barely changed.

I mean they still make the Evo but yeah absolutely nothing else.

1st Gear: I’ll once again express sarcastic shock and dismay that the company owned by a South African man who started his fortune with Apartheid era emerald mine money would have racist practices. Who ever could have predicted this?

I’m all for shitting on Donald Trump but man this is a reach.

But, like, why?

What, you don’t look up at the stars and just wanna fight them? They’re always looking at me sideways.

That’s not really justification?

Sexism, at a company where the owner dressed up as a cowboy to ride a dick rocket to the edge of space for his own aggrandizement? Shocking!

Same, fam. Same. Gonna start up a Dead Gameshow Host’s Society.

Honestly hopefully he didn’t so he can learn a damn lesson.

Just make sure you don’t cross the streams.

That use of outstanding was definitely a lot more popular in the past.

You’re right, looking at it now I accidentally compared Tesla’s US market sales to Volvo’s global sales. Sorry about that.

Hey, thanks for contributing the same comment someone made four hours ago. It’s very helpful. I’d never heard of side mirrors, and I would never have thought of adjusting them if informative commenters weren’t here to let me know about them.

“I’ll take “Least Surprising News Ever” for $1000, Alex.”

I mean probably, we’re all suckers here.

1st Gear: The difference in market value between Tesla and Volvo is absolutely wild, and I think a pretty good indicator of how the stock market is just smoke and mirrors.

Better be a big glovebox for when he needs a new radiator.