“I need a way to get a quarter of the way across the country, what should I buy?

Truly is the worst of the main stream hard seltzer brands.

Ah, yes, the BMW method.

Did we, though?

Got it, yes, 70s Jag designers hated visibility. Thank you for the clarification.

“Hey, do you like rear visibility? I hope not, because the C pillars are going to extend all the way to the rear bumper to provide new and innovative blind spots.”

Did you read what I said? I specifically said they won’t do anything about it.

“He’s a very new and inexperienced driver gunowner. His firing indiscriminately near those people did not involve any criminal intent. This was a serious accident.”

I sure as hell don’t have any sympathy for John Deere. Their anti-consumer practices have consistently been at the forefront of right-to-repair issues.

Oh, yeah, James Bond gave that up a LOOOOOOONG time ago.

I guess this is as good as any a time to reintroduce my E12 concept, in which we stack three four cylinder engines on top of one another.

Wild pigs are extremely unpleasant tasting.

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And that’s well and good. I’m not saying cyclists should be on sidewalks.

I mean we all know, right? It’s just systemic racism and another way to penalize minorities for being minorities.

An addendum to my other comment. Looking at the pictures, I just get this overwhelming feeling that the interior smells bad.

Damn dude, it was a good joke but you probably didn’t need to blow your load over it.

I’m going to say nice price, but only so long as you understand this is a car for a 16-25 year old to desperately try and seem cool even though they absolutely are not.

Why in the world would I ever have done that?

Taking a nip slip and Prince’s phallic guitar to the next level in every possible way.