Two thoughts:

I’m still disappointed they never gave Will Ferrell impersonating Alex Trebek a chance.

I thought the sarcasm in my comment would come across, but apparently not.

Could be more, could be less. There’s really no way to be certain.

I mean they said it right there in their pitch.

Neither of those things are selling points for a gaming keyboard.

No, it’s not. Don’t talk to cops without a lawyer. Ever.

Seeing Melissa McCarthy in the cast for a movie pretty much automatically means I won’t watch it.

Tell me more.

Things I didn’t need to learn today: somewhere, a Tesla stan is whacking it to pictures of Torch getting choked.

I’m gonna say no dice, but only a little? I actually don’t hate the paint job, but for $10k, I’d like to see lower/more certain mileage on a Fox body.

4th Gear: Honestly, for most purposes on most highways, 100 mph is pretty much the fastest you’d ever really want to go, and 80 mph is a practical speed.

Okay, so taking your US government/military skills and becoming an actual mercenary who actually kills people for foreign governments is a-okay (looking at the James Bond level private army of Erik Prince) but doing some hacking with government skills is a no-no. Got it.

If it’s being announced in Australia it means all Utes, all the time.

That looks like the overhead console in an airplane. Does it blow room temperature air in your face too?

As horrifying as it is that this was necessary, it’s also reassuring to see it actually happened. I continued to express confidence that senior military leaders wouldn’t let Trump do anything crazy, but the assassination of the Iranian general a few years ago gave me some doubts.

Ah, the Kangaroo Wars have finally begun. It was just a matter of time until they figured out guns.

Ah, son of a bitch. Way too young. Norm is one of the highlights of SNL in my mind.

So to be clear, he actually injured his jaw from a hit on the field, and biting into something is what pushed it over the edge.