I’m no expert but I can’t imagine rally driving is especially easy.

Yeah, when I was last looking for a car, there were something like three possible models that met all of my requirements. I didn’t really need anyone to sell me anything, I just needed them to let me test drive the right car.

I mean, being a belligerent asshole works as a business model for some of those “Be a dick to the customers” restaurants, so maybe it would work for your imaginary dealership?

I’m certainly not listening to Kenny G on purpose, but he seems like a genuinely good dude with a sense of humor about being so widely reviled.

2nd Gear: I honestly don’t now if dealership consolidation is good or bad. On the one hand, I’m pretty universally opposed to any kind of aggressive consolidation, because having a variety of options as a consumer is usually a good thing. On the other hand, christ if a lot of small dealerships aren’t absolutely…

So we’re not going to talk about the weird use of pilot in place of driver here?

Man, this story has everything.

I mean, yeah. I’m also complicit in drone strikes against innocent people in the Middle East, but that doesn’t mean I can really do anything about it.

Man, good thing I stopped buying apple products over a decade ago.

Yeah that’s cool but I’m pretty sure it’s a movie about attractive people and explosions.

I don’t think it’s a secret that I’m an absolute sucker for 80s Japanese imports, and this is no exception. This would make a great little hauler, and at a totally reasonable price for something interesting and even mildly practical.

I mean aside from the fact that it’s common knowledge that complex German car are expensive to maintain and repair. But sure yeah I’m an idiot.

Conservatives have spent the last, well, forever preaching the need to buy American. Now the Biden administration comes along with an absolute love letter policy proposition to the American auto makers and actual American production, but conservatives are tripping over themselves because of the union boogeyman.

Half the time I try to pull someone’s reply out of the greys, I can’t even see the comment when I open the pending tab.

This might be the biggest “No shit” article I’ve seen in a while.

I’m pretty sure all Bezos, Branson, Musk have already firmly established a precedent of putting trash in space.

I absolutely notice what kind of handbag women are carrying.

My dude, I’ve got bad news for you about literally every company in America.

Are you mad about how much the senior executives of the automaker are being paid?

This seems like something begging for a Nintendo cease and desist.