This car will be sitting in someone’s garage needing $20k of work in five years.

3rd Gear: “Decision” to not unionize my ass. Toyota, Tesla, and every other non-union manufacturer have spent massive amounts of money fighting against unionization efforts while lying to their employees about the union boogeyman.

But if I cover the shifter, how will I know which gear is where?

Seriously, my Si has an uncovered brushed aluminum shifter and that thing gets pretty toasty.

Like Range Rover, I’m pretty firmly against buying any out of warranty BMW unless you’re a certified BMW mechanic.

Power windows!

Brace yourself for a new epidemic of self-driving cars rolling directly into lakes.

I’m looking forward to my Apple Car’s 4 year planned obsolescence. I assume it will just go slower and slower until it completely stops working and I have to trade it in for $40 towards a new one.

It’s definitely wild to see them suddenly angry about China when they literally did everything they could to push overseas production by US companies.

I have a secret to tell you: I hate Beetles too.

Well, in addition to being a vaguely modernized Nazi military vehicle, it’s also a rolling death trap. So no, definitely not a good deal.

It looks to much like a Nazi era Kubelwagen. No dice.

Who chooses a thumbhole stock on purpose?

Honestly I think you’re still good so long as you don’t also wear tactical cosplay and carry around the Dick Enhancement Rifle.

What the hell are you even talking about? Nothing like that is happening.

Or the other driver is driving like an absolutely fucking psychopath.

It’s not meant to be a long-term plan, though. It’s meant to be a short term plan to subsidize adoption until the market can bring EV costs down to level more in line with ICE.

Nice price, if only because I like it so much more than the off-brand Jeep Liberty knockoff new Bronco.

So just imagine I’m a cop in a predominantly black neighborhood. Got it.

Dude looks like an alien cockroach is wearing him as a disguise.