This is why I don’t dunk

Unrelated to the story itself, but that header image is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Shot:

After 2 Olympic Games, every country in the world is gonna need to add “50% Tongan” as an ethnicity option on government forms.

Me: One trick Pony! clap clap clapclapclap

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

You really didn’t think Pita would just fold, did you?

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Too bad he’s an asshole.

🐐

Defensive genius Thibs covering guys 80 feet from the basket. Or maybe the Cavs players were like “Come over here and leave LeBron single-covered and all you guys can have these brand new knee ligaments.”

You sound angry.

Philadelphia police do this on purpose; they know acting like the hard asses in ferguson, cleveland etc leads to greater violence, escalations, etc. Other cities should try it sometime. Unless people are fighting or endangering lives they will NOT intervene. I have been an official observer at several mass…

I really think there’s a LOT to be read into that response from Tom Brady to Malcolm Butler’s instagram post, and it connects in to this McDaniels thing. Brady isn’t casually going out of his way to do that without thinking about what it means. He made a statement that the most important player on the team didn’t…

to each their own, of course, but i happen to think that both of his knees are quite lovely, emma.

Somewhere, Jeff Fisher is holding his phone in his hand, staring at it, willing it to ring, and saying to himself, “Hey, they already fucked up their quarterback. This is perfect for me!”

“OK Josh, here are Andrew’s MRIs....”

Well, maybe he got a better look at Luck’s arm....

That is not the two digit number I expected to see on Gronk’s front door.

Vince Young belongs in the HOF after winning like 60% of his career starts with this shithead as head coach.