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Yeah, I’m 42 and I think, since the time I made it to the “make stupid purchasing decisions solo” age, I’ve only had one auto loan over 5%, and that was almost 20 years ago.  

Jeep: We have traditionally been popular with a lower tier credit customer so to increase sales we are raising prices…by a lot.

Never change you grumpy old bastard.

Somehow the reaction is different when Alec Baldwin says that.

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7:26. “...Apparently completely unaware that every car company that has done this has had to put them back in for the next generation.”

“Yeah, no shit.”

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Anyone remember this ad? Seems appropriate these days.

Seriously - imagine being so unsympathetic that a towing company so instantly recognizes and does the right thing.

Sad story. Fuck that HOA bitch. But the last part where the towing company came through?  I could die now, because I think I’ve heard it all.  Kudos to them for doing the right thing.

United executives:

Hey, United, that’s not what we all want.  We want more leg room and more shoulder/ass room.  Change your 737s from 3-3 seating to 2-3 seating using wider seats and remove a row. That will make us all much happier than some seatback entertainment system.

Cynical me makes me think it’s so they can push out commerials that we can’t turn off.

Dealers are upset they need to offer incentives after a few years of hyper-aggresively fucking over customers.

The whole nitrogen in tires thing is really annoying, especially since the nitrogen they use is worth less than $1. (A standard 2200psi cylinder is ~230 cubic feet, and the nitrogen cost in a cylinder is like $50.)

I fail to see why anyone would pick this over a Golf R for US $6000 less.

The 2024 Acura Integra Type S Starts at $51,995, Which Is Either More or Less Than You Were Expecting

Just remember that even male models can’t not die in freak gasoline fight accidents!

Credit card statement wouldn’t be enough?

I’m probably going to be flying at some point this summer, but it’s really the first time I’ve stepped on a plane in years. My 5 year old hasn’t even been on a plane in her life. I’m not saying I’ve ever had a shockingly bad experience flying, but for the BS I have to put up with on a good/average day, plus the

At Linda McCartney’s memorial service the surviving Beatles came together to perform “Let it Be” in her honor, and the story goes that the moment they started playing what was meant to be a very personal tribute to Linda, everyone in attendance joined in, unbidden, like it was a singalong. As a result, the Beatles