Anyone who says “first off, hail Satan! Woo the dark lord himself saw me through this game!” Will instantly win my approval for turning this trope upside down.
How many die from alcohol poisoning on a regular night?
listening to the Philly police scanner is pretty entertaining.
Overheard on Philly police scanner tonight:
“We have a male in custody...says he’s a cop. Can we get a supervisor down here please?”
Look, it’s nice to show video of Philly fans on the way to the game, what are they doing after the game?
Right? Shit, man, I would have been concerned about even one person being on it. Holding three? Wow. Fuckin’ twenty? Find the engineer who designed that awning and give them a medal!
Be fair. The grease is still doing a better job covering their man than anyone on the Pats secondary tonight
Just imagine how good this would feel if the Falcons or Seahawks knew how to run a fucking football.
I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.
Cruelty to animals isn’t funny, Barry.
Better yet I believe this should be the final death nail in Steve Fisher’s head coaching career. This performance by Foles, Goff’s year and Keenum’s throughout the year is a complete indictment on the utter ineptitude of that man as a coach. Amazing those 3 qbs were on the same team.
Hologram Prince would’ve killed it.
The issue is what they call “coup contrecoup”. His brain just bounced back and and forth against his skull like a pinball because the defender hit high instead of low. This game has got to outlaw the killshot or people’s brains will continue to turn to mashed potatoes. And in the NFL’s premier event they make a…
They’re calling it a brain injury, but wouldn’t use the word “concussion.” Hmmm...
2 QBs and a cup is much better than the alternative version.
Holy crap that hoodie costs $1300.
Markelle Fultz needs to call her shooting coach.
It was phrased in a way to make the answer something you could figure out from the wordplay even if you don’t know anything about football.
Mocking Alex is the best Alex.