I read the quote and immediately started singing ‘Jigar, What? Jigar, Who?’ by Jay-Z.

...they’re like, “Dude, is this you?” And I’m like, “It’s probably not, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

I was a 10-point baby born in India.

I don’t know why I’m disappointed he sounds so reasonable.

I remember all these so well. Teenage me stared at them so long they were burned into my memory haha.

Duke Nukem is from another time. These are the ads I grew up with in video game magazines.

Hey, fuck you.

Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

The whole gaming purchase process and value proposition is just flat out many, many times better than it was back then.

I would argue that David Blatt was dumber. I’ll never understand drawing up a play for LeBron to inbound the ball on a last second shot. Inbound? Not even serve as the most dangerous decoy in the game, but to be the guy who inbounds the ball? Go straight to hell, David Blatt. You cannot be a coach anymore.

Love this guy! So cool and collected on the court. In the interview they asked if he was nervous during the third set tiebreak. “I’m young, I’m 21,” he said, “So what if I have to play 2 more hours?” Not sure yet if he will be a major winner but he will break the top 20 in the next couple years for sure.

Jeez, we have to have subtitles every time there’s an Aussie cricket announcer or Sylvester Stallone.

+1 football move.

Announcer: The best catch you’ll ever see!

I find it amazing that they can regularly make plays like this and not get injured. I mean, I know they are elite athletes in peak physical condition but it’s still surprising to me. I would actually end up injured (broken ribs, concussion, dislocated shoulder) every single time if I tried something like that.

You’re right and I would give MSU four business days to get it fixed.

If the Miller family gets another bill after, say, this Friday, then bulldoze the MSU Sports Clinic.

When Major League Baseball allows the Miami Marlins to be sold to an ownership group without the money to effectively operate the franchise, it is betting that it can get away with doing that.

Vikings should sign that concrete post. It’s shown it can stop guys in Eagles jerseys

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

Eagles Fans: Destroying Stereotypes Since Never.