Crisco Cops? Really? Was “Grease Police” too obvious here?

In the US market, it basically came down to did you want a dogshit D series

“I’m the brokest I’ve been in my life,” Taufatofua said last weekend.

You stay awat from Derrick Coleman’s kids you monster.

Change out Pringles for ipecac and jalapenos if you want that time to go down.

You hear that? That’s the sound of Al Davis’ ghost getting a HUGE boner.

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Anderson now facials up to a year in jail.

Ballsy keeper...

The only reason I can see Jacksonville not being distracted by this is because old man Coughlin has sequestered the entire team at some shithole, swampass, northern Florida retirement home.

All of this talk about Brady’s hand really makes you paws and think.

BORTLES!!!!!!

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

The thing I find so confounding about the complicity of USAG/MSU/USOC is... why? Once the allegations started to surface, why keep him? Did this shitstain appear to offer anything special? Did he seem to possess unique skills above and beyond the average sports medicine practitioner? Or was it really just the purely…

I’m convinced that anyone uttering the word ‘wellness’ is running a scam.

I really don’t like Randy Pobst. I respect his driving ability but he is super annoying. He keeps trying to be funny and it’s cringeworthy.

It’s one thing to downplay her as a driver instead of character (still think that its worth hearing a drivers opinion on a car ala Randy Pobst.) , but its bullshit not to at least introduce her by name.