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Really? You’re using shot attempts to say Curry has an artificially low PER next to Chris Paul? Curry took double the shots that Paul did this year.

To add: My “baby” cried so many GD times each night. It was awful, and now that I am a father to two children under 3...it’s not that far off from reality.

I did not personally get one but have seen them in action. I was at a concert in college and our group got pretty spun. This was at a really small venue and about 10% of people there had then. At one point one of my buddies was fist pumping that baby in the air. Really weird fuck those things

Next you’re going to tell me all those beautiful Instagram women of my dreams aren’t peacefully hiking in Antelope Canyon dressed to the 9s.

“No video on the internet has ever made me this uncomfortable.”

Don’t ask how hotdogs get made...

National Treasure, is what he is. He needs to go to the HOF for his commentary and the way he held on to Alonzo’s leg in the fight.

You should just be hoping for a game 5. At this point, not letting the Warriors run 16-0 through the playoffs would be a win for the Cavs.

The only question is how the studio marketing team will try to justify casting Katherine Heigl as Rihanna and Bradley Cooper as Durant.

Who’s already sick of that stupid “black sheep” Nissan ad? That girl spilled paint all over the damn driveway. I’M NOT CLEANING THAT SHIT UP MISSY!

We’ve also long since passed Peak Tom Middleditch.

He’s in every GOAT conversation I’ve ever had.

Cleveland’s strategy of “Let KD dunk all over us” may have been ill advised.

Everything sounds better in Spanish even though I don’t understand a word of what they are saying.

There’s something to be said about mass murderer Saddam punishing people for that.

Driver Parallel Lines is your choice for best funkadelic driving game soundtrack? Oh man I feel like you might have missed one.

All the cold days in hell when the Cubs won.

I was just wondering why no one jumped on the obvious...

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