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San Pellegrino viral marketing.

Their tactics are appalling and they did their job terribly. Gun drawn take down with civilians in arms reach. No tactically trained individual would have attempted such a dumb and reckless maneuver.

No, it’s cool. I was actually wanting to cry along with a grown man this morning. Thanks.

For any non-tennis fan readers who aren’t familiar with Del Potro, yes he is the best. The. Best.

Normally I look at something like this as a PR nightmare for the team/company on the offending end of things. However, this is the Mets and this is NY. You got flipped the bird by a new Yorker? They’re just trying to make the experience as realistic as possible. Get over yourselves.

 I can’t believe they’re not taking into consideration the fact that Mrs. Met just left him for a guy with a giant jai alai ball for a head.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Shithead racists always find a way.

Man, my friends and I can barely get a car fixed. Even then we can’t escape. This? Yeah, no. We’d barely get to the sweater.

10/10 would pay that much for a BRZ with a turbo.

That’s been gone for over a decade now.

The first time I think a body kit could actually make things more appropriately subtle.

The big black plastic fake grill things on the front look really bad, but the big black plastic fake grill things on the back look even worse.

Yay!

The rear end ruins it for me completely and I don’t know if it is worse on the hatch or the sedan.

I want to see a coupe in person but I have a feeling the tail lights and goofy fake vents/screens (the 2 most egregiously ugly design choices) on the lower corners will still be there...

Just can’t get past the look. I’m sure it’s decent to drive as described in the article but I can’t stand the side profile and rear end. For the money, there are more fun and better looking cars. Reliability and efficiency be damned.