I definitely understand one side of the argument: ITS FOOTBAW HIT HARD IF YOU AINT HIT HARD PLAY CROQUET GIRLY MAN. On the other hand, I watched this play about 25 times, it looks like the pass hit Sanders's fingers within a millisecond of when McLeod destroys him. If the rules are bent slightly to protect players…

Wow, check out the repairs. http://www.carfax.com/VehicleHistory…

The Saints gave her a ball.

I know a lot of people call you mean names for shitting all over the NFL every week, but I genuinely enjoy this weekly installment.

And now we know where the phrase "I beat the shit out of him" comes from.

I enjoy that half second look the K State dude gives. "Oh shit did I just kill that guy? No? Thank god"

saw the same thing but with homer simpson.

I want to hear what my engine is doing, but I don't want people three counties away to hear it, too.

A Mets fan on twitter man this wonderful piece

Yeah, but is he cool enough to attempt that shot in an actual game?

My long time girlfriend used to volunteer at a suicide hotline. Most people are calling because they really do want to live, they want someone to convince them not to. This is why most people who work at those hotlines have a very small number of anyone who ends up going through with it. One day though, she had a man…

What David Foster Wallace had to say on suicide completely changed my view on the subject.

Is Pagani the new Lamborghini then?

I'm with you. I think all major milestones in a man or woman's life should be shared and celebrated with the ones they love, especially parents.

This is the probably the most intelligent, nuanced and well thought out explanation about how to and when it's appropriate to kick a guys in the balls.

"Hmm. Well, on one hand, he always takes the garbage out and he has great abs and we both love dogs, but, on the other hand, he's kind of fucking his sister a little bit. What should I do, internet?"

Gurl. Do we have to tell you to dump a sister fucker?