ricerocketeer2
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ricerocketeer2

You CAN have fun in anything. I DO have fun in my mazda3. Lots. But it's hard to argue it (or almost literally any other FWD car) wouldn't be more fun with rwd or at least 4wd. RWD SRT4? amazing. RWD Fit? new Jalopnik golden child. RWD Rav4? almost tolerable. RWD Taurus? 'merica!

So, you wouldn't give a shit- because you already gave a shit :-P

I just don't get why anyone would pay six figures for a street legal car. Ever. For any reason.

I think its crazy how much power boring cars today have. 268 horsepower in a camry? Why does this sell? People who want camrys want 268 horsepower? I thought they wanted a tame sewing machine, which would sewing machine along for 500,000 miles while getting 35 miles per gallon.

Driving on a dirt track IS TOO real off-roading.

I don't like Mustangs. Any of them. I never liked how they looked, the classic originals, the new ones, none of them. I just never understood the Mustang fans... they love the old ones, the new ones, everything about them. I never found any redeeming value in any of them.

Would rather buy a Cayman/Boxster than a 911.

This is an unpopular opinion?

I think Audis represent 4 rings of Hell and should be avoided at all costs. I also think Mercedes Benz makes cars useful only for running to buy prune juice and going to a bingo parlor.

I don't find the Alfa Romeo 4C particularly attractive, but at least the US models got better headlights!

Needs 250HP right fucking now.

I don't like anything BMW has to offer right now. Not a single car. I feel that they have strayed away from being "The Ultimate Driving Machine".

That I hate every BMW. Nothing about them excite me, and I never understood their popularity. I guess the same could be said for all German brands.

I'm not a fan of the Miata. It's okay, but the MR2 Spyder is better.

I dislike both the E46 M3 and the E39 M5.

Rock out with your Hawk out, amirite?

You and your spouse are the only experts of your marriage. Take everyone else's advice with a grain of salt.

There was going to be but none of the members could ever remember where the meetings were.

when you break one of the NFL's most sacred rules

What a great value and thank god German cars are so cheap to maintain and they rarely breakdown. And no politician Democrat, Republican or otherwise has ever lied. I'm going to strap on my jet pack and fly around town for a while. Have a great day!