Ibarra's technical skill was one of the most exciting things about UCI soccer when he was here in 2010-2011. Great to see him continuing to kick ass. Zot Zot Zot!

Nice finish, but it's a sad commentary on our times that the full force of the US Army can barely defeat a Canadian territory. Thanks Obama.

Yes, yes, yes. I could certainly do without 95% of commentators, particularly those that still call a game like it's on radio, "There's the snap, handoff to Johnson, runs off tackle, gain of 4." No shit, Sherlock, I have eyes.

It looked for a sec like the kicker was going to boot #99 in the head.

It concerned me too. There's no way that was a touchdown.

Its called the Fencing Response. She probably got knocked the fuck out.

More like MaXXX, amirite

is this lady a fucking moron

11/7 NEVAH FOHGET

Fahrenheit. Just to put things in perspective, 165ºF is hot, but not scorching hot. 165ºC is hotter than an autoclave, which is used for sterilizing things.

Making vaporware...Yeah it's that kind of thrill#theNewAcura

I have no patience to actually listen to clips from Cowherd or Golic, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say that Simmons was probably a blowhard, since he generally is, but I've gotta say, I love the new angry Simmons. He's self-righteous and a bit too prickly, but it's bringing out some of the qualities…

Anybody read that ombudsman piece? It's almost like he was hired by ESPN!

Did you not do any mental gymnastics whatsoever during any part of Inception? I still think about it every once in a while (I don't ever think of the Dark Knight). No offense whatsoever but have you ever been tested for ADD? And it seems to me that almost all movies have a section somewhere near the middle that you…

I hear Fast and Furious 73 and 74 are coming out in December and January, respectively.

Uh, Tavarish, just to jog your memory, you did THIS to the dash of said S500:

I was reading along and lightly nodding in agreement, then got stopped dead, and couldn't finish. Did you say the coil pack cost 1500?! A COIL PACK is FIFTEEN HUNDRED dollars?! The things that modern cars usually have one of per cylinder whose sole purpose is to make the spark plug, well, spark? If that isn't a typo,…

As an E60 M5 owner who thought $24k for that car was obviously a better choice than $24k for a new BRZ I can definitely feel this article. 500HP vs 200HP. Heated leather seats that automatically hug you in the corners vs cloth seats. 12.8 MPG when I drive it fairly gentle vs maybe 25 MPG when I'd trash the living…

Hear, hear! As a guy with a "regular job" and a wife with a crazy intense nutso job (raising two kids), downtime is a huge PITA. A couple years ago, every problem with our two VWs was met with "Eh, I'll look at it this weekend" followed by 4-5 successive weekends of repair and diagnosis, sometimes just throwing in the…