I'm Canadian and I can't watch South Park because they make fun of my country.

WE DON'T HAVE FLAPPING HEADS, BUDDY.

Just kidding. You need to get over yourself, Realzi.

Smush Parker thought he was being coy when he named his voodoo doll "Best Player on the Lakers."

I daily drive the most powerful Vanagon ever sold in the United States.

Jeff Foxworthy: If you ever took time off from work and flew in from South Korea to see the Royals play in the World Series … you might be Sung Woo Lee. If you've ever been greeted at the airport by a throng of admirers you've never met … you might be Sung Woo Lee. If you ever started cheering on an airplane out of…

Certainly seems like an overreaction, but ... how about that clock in the lower right hand corner. Halftime, perhaps?

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

Why is this being promoted, again?

go price out what a GOOD warranty costs for that car. I dare you. It will be $4k and will expire far before any normal Jalop has that car paid off. Then you will get junk yard parts when i call them to approve your $1200 alternator or a $9k transmission. How about 10 spark plugs, that the $150 coils fall apart when…

Oh, Jesus. I had never realized that before.

Why do you keep writing these articles? This car while having the rare manual is a plus, the engine, which it will need at somepoint either because the valve spring will break and it will suck a valve or the rod bearings will be gone, is more to replace than the car is worth. What will your readers do when they have a…

This play was drawn up by David Lynch. I had to watch that five times before I figured it out.

Please don't ever put poop on a dollar. For any reason.

If that was his way of being dirty as a third baseman, he needs to re-asses. If he did this on purpose, let's play a game: which of these two was more likely to be seriously hurt? The guy sliding into a leg, or the guy who's knee got spun to the side like a top?

"No, I don't have any comment on it," Lewis said laughing. "Ankle wrenching? That sounds like the WWF."

Huh. Usually when I see something oozing out of a lifeless crotch, it's a Rick Reilly article.

He couldn't possibly have made it through the alphabet that fast.

Given both their teams moniker, recent results, and Cleveland in general wouldn't it make more sense for the liquid to dispense from the other end?

1 Russian male is equal to 2.376 American males.

I love how his first instinct after the fact wasn't "whew, close call" it was "I am going back to fuck that guy up"

and like any good Russian, or NASCAR driver, or Spanish dirt kart racer, he goes back for the fight!