Where did I say it was okay? What I said was, if you’re going to be an asshole to me, I’m making sure we’re both miserable. I’m a fucking child, dude.

PSA: I thought I’d see if Young Cock was catching on (it should), so I typed “young cock” in the Twitter Search bar. Don’t do this. I’m on some watchlists now for sure.

To be clear, I do not think I’m defending a moral code when I knee you in the back, blast A/C on the top of your head, sneeze 2 inches from your ear without covering my face, etc. I’m being an amoral asshole. If If I’ve led you to believe I think this is moral behavior, I apologize. I don’t. Airplane Batman is…

Well, a few dozen commenters have just explained to you that it’s physically painful when you recline into them, so I’m thinking “knowingly harm others” is pretty fair.

You’d rather the airlines just draw those moral boundaries for us?

I dunno man, I guess “Delta says it’s cool” isn’t quite enough for me to knowingly harm others. But, different strokes I guess.

Or you just missed my point. Which was: “permitted and accepted by the airline” is not the same thing as morally permissible. There’s plenty of shit that won’t land you the seat next to the air marshal, but will still make you a dickwad.

Same volume, different space. That’s why I’ve got all this cool extra space in the head/shoulders/chest region, but I can’t use my laptop (reclining doesn’t help much) and your ass attached to my knees (reclining doesn’t do shit).

“We both have the exact same space as before.”

Holding in a fart is uncomfortable. Why on earth would someone choose to endure this torture? So as not to be perceived as a dick? I just don’t get it. The option to fart is there so use it.

I’d argue even Newcastle are much more likely to stay up than Sunderland.

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No Ayn Rand jokes? Come on, people!

While tonight might seem like a rough start to UCF’s championship season, it will only serve to make the inevitable movie more suspenseful. They will be receiving my #1 vote again next week.

Yeah, if a woman has anal sex it’s because she’s giving in to a man’s whims, not possibly because she enjoys being sexually adventurous, amirite?

ETA: Also, they drew Midjytlland for the next round of Europa qualifying. Midjytlland is a pretty solid club. So, the Europa curse may be irrelevant.

I wouldn’t write off Southampton... They may actually be a bit stronger this year. Losing Schneiderlin hurts, but Clasie is great, Soares is solid, and Juanmi has some definite upside. Jay Rodriguez is (allegedly) finally 100%. Pelle and Tadic have developed some nice chemistry. Forster potentially missing the whole…

If it doesn’t confer an advantage though, why is virtually every sport broken into men’s and women’s divisions? Why is there no crossover (apart from a few outliers like Danica Patrick or Michelle Wie, who haven’t been particularly successful)?

That’s what I got for pooping my pants. I’m thinking it’s because the many drugs I was on were all happy drugs.

The snarky bashing of Samer and Shawn Kemp that your comment obviously implies is unwarranted. Cumstain commenter.