That’s not factual reporting, though. Why does he need to tell you how to feel? People bitch about wanting journalism when they get editorializing, and apparently they bitch about wanting editorializing when they get journalism. Make up your mind, salty commenter monolith!

That sounds like a really boring life. Why work so hard if you could support the same lifestyle working 10 hours/week at the dildo store?

I feel like it says a lot more about you than about Samer that you see pointing out someone’s lower middle class job as an inherent dig.

Which part of that do you disagree with? Not a Pats fan, and I think Brady’s a fucker, but the NFL’s evidence is tenuous at best. If he sits even one game for this, he will suffer “irreparable injury” to his reputation and future earning potential as a product pitchman/public speaker/politician (just read the comments…

Re: 3) Rog and the owners love that we consider this “nonstop drama,” and how nicely it’s distracted us from domestic violence/CTE/PEDs for the last 6 months. The finish line is in sight! They know once the season kicks off they’re in the clear.

I think the creepy part is that he demands remorse so publicly and explicitly. I’m sure if I did something ethically dubious at work, how contrite I seemed would enter into the equation for my employer (as an indicator of likely future unethicality, if nothing else). But, yes, if my employer then used the national…

At risk of sounding like Conspiracy Theory Uncle:

+1 if calling him “pretty” is a Prison Break reference

Do you really not get the difference between outing a random dude for being gay/hiring a prostitute, and outing a poacher for poaching? What the fuck, dude?

So just because he’s Christian he has to seek forgiveness? What for? Seems like the racism thing is pretty well supported in the Bible...

At the very least, it’s super elitist. Here’s a thought: If you think the developing world is so sketchy and threatening, maybe don’t go be a rich tourist there.

Is Sam Hinkie your dad or something?

Honest question, no snark: what are the positives Hinkie has brought to the team?

I totally buy that it’s not sexist for you personally, and maybe the same can be said for Russell Wilson (he sounded like a condescending prick to me, but what do I know). But the point I’m making is that the emphasis Christianity (and plenty of other religions) places on chastity is coming from a sexist place. It’s…

FWIW, the line of horseshit I was fed most of my life is the same horseshit you’re spewing now. My current horseshit I came to all on my own.

Since it sounds like you’re a true believer, let me appeal to a familiar source:

“God told me to show her the way” to conduct her sex life = not sexist and paternalistic. Got it!

What if we subbed “horrifyingly paternalistic/sexist” in there instead? Got a soapbox for that one, too?

Under-rated

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”