Okay, so legitimate rape is still kosher?

Whoa dude, rape jokes are banned on deadspin now. Didn't you hear?

Just to play devil's advocate here, Kerry Collins was a total fucking scumbag the entire time he was in Charlotte. I'm all for greater awareness and sensitivity for psychological and substance abuse issues and whatever else but FUCK that guy.

I think a big part of the problem is the idea that the same governing body and the same set of rules can be applied to all of these different schools and conferences that differ so much in terms of size, revenue and priorities. I don't think there's a single right answer, but with the NCAA and its arcane top-down…

Everyone tries to reduce this issue to "you should get paid to play college football" vs. "you shouldn't," but that misses the bigger point. I have no problem with players not getting paid per se. Lots of people are poor in college (you can take student loans like the rest of us), and lots of non-athlete college…

Oh, so you can do it but poor Chael Sonnen can't?

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+1 flash of high school (read: 4chan) nostalgia

Well this thread went to a dark place...

As a Reds fan (and therefore someone who was aware of, and ambivalent about, Freel for several years) I've got no qualms with this from a sensitivity standpoint, I just didn't think the joke was very good. If you're gonna go deep into tl;dr range, the payoff had better be gold.

That's really great.

As a Panthers fan, my favorite thing about John Fox leaving (other than, you know, John Fox leaving) is that the rest of the world can maybe finally realize that he's a total hack. Because no one actually watched the Panthers in the pre-Red Zone, pre-Cam Newton era, there was somehow a consensus that Fox was a great…

Gotta be E, right? Academic eligibility and maturity are essentially uncorrelated, but the first 4 answers are negatively correlated. The Patriots, well, sometimes they Super Bowl and sometimes they don't. Probably at or slightly better than league average, factoring in years in the league. There's your answer. …

I agree with you up to a point. Show me an NFL prospect taking 8am Medieval Scottish Literature (or 8am anything, for that matter) and I will owe you a beer.

Schrodinger's center. Duh.

This pick was 100% Rich Cho. Here's hoping Zeller sucks enough that Cho gets fired before the stacked 2014 draft in which the Hornets could conceivably have 3 lottery picks.

Let's not forget D.J. Augustin over Brook Lopez...

Right, because dunk evaluation is one of the fundamentals taught in team basketball. Somewhere in between learning plays and running suicides, you gotta take time out to learn the Platonic hierarchy of dunks.

I think it would be a pretty dumb move. The Bobcats' best asset right now is cap space. Gordon and Sessions are up in 2014 and after that Ty Thomas is their only shitty contract. Bosh might be good enough to push them to a 7-8 seed, which is exactly where you don't want to be. As depressing as the last two seasons…

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