My mom used to make her homemade spaghetti sauce loaded with meat and I'd eat just as is too. She'd make a ton of it to last a few days then when my siblings got tired of spagh

Don't think I dont think about it.

I’m with you on this so much. Keith Rainiere pissed me off week after week with his vitriol and nonsense bull. Every episode felt like, “oh by the way here’s more shitty behavior and a shot of him playing volleyball or running.” I was ready to give up a few episodes ago but I stuck it out to end for a crappy bow out.…

Maybe it's in the greys but baba O'Reilly from who's next needs to be in this for sure.

Spinal tap.

Since we're going with the simpsons, who’s up for a big bowl of non-fat ice milk? Or boiling hot Texas style ginger ale?

My dog isn’t a service animal (and I don't pretend he is) but he watches me like a prison guard because I have epilepsy. He came to me right before I had my last seizure in February and since he hasn’t been further than 5 ft from me. He won’t even leave the house with my fiance when it’s potty time if I don’t join.…

Spoon, pearl jam, canned heat, cake, the cranberries, bread, Korn, cream, blind melon, ice cube, salt n'pepa, the spice girls, black eyed peas, ending with vanilla ice.

Butter have loved than lost.

Snoop must be consulted. He's got the food experience and he'll know the true answer for shizzle(r). 

I hope they call them drinkies. 

I really wish I was with my other former colleague right now because he could remind me of more issues with this particular former coworker. The three of us shared an office and she was easily the most off putting person I’ve ever met. She came in 30 minutes late every day huffing and puffing, slamming her bags down,…

I wish I had thought of that.

Baken-ets spicy pork rinds. They smell like farts so hard but I love them. I don’t eat them at my current job since I like my coworkers and they are cool but when I was at my last job were almost everyone was a turd I reached the f-it point and busted them open when I needed a dual guilty pleasure - a treat and…

I posted this on the takeout a few months ago to a response but it applies here (edited a little bit from my original comment):

Jeff Goldblum in jurassic park after he sees all the sequels they produced, “that is one big pile of shit”

At first I thought this was a stupid policy but after reading “business breakfast” Albo reminded me of how many forced meandering breakfast meetings that I’ve sat through trying to engage with people I never wanted to see in the first place. I’m not rich by any means but I would pay $50 for an orange if it got me out…

It’s a family member otherwise I would :(

Not at all meant to offend those in Europe but she is 100% from Oregon, doesn’t speak another language, and is super pretentious about tons of other things which is why it’s probably more obnoxious than it should be. Her correcting strangers is easily the most irritating part though. I told her to leave them alone one…