12th man hates 13th amendment.

My vote for favorite alternate this year might be those hot orange Utah jerseys and, of course, the court change as well. Very well done.

“Whoa...sweet mechanics!”

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

I don’t comment online

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

In case anyone needs further Michael B. Jordan thirst fuel, here’s a video GQ did with him two years ago while he was promoting Creed.

“You’re not literally a beat writer.”

Word has it that Elizabeth is also very upset about the “cancellation” of the LL Bean “lifetime guarantee.”

It’s very hard to watch this video—and especially this video, which zeroes in on Redick’s message—and not wonder whether J.J. Redick is, in fact, trying to smuggle an insult into what is otherwise meant to be a greeting.

This is how I’d imagine someone on tons of ecstasy would sing the national anthem. It’s impossible to fuck a song, but they’re gonna try their best.

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.

Always worth a listen backwards.

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

When finally reached for comment, Wendy’s was notably frosty.

“Gimme a T!”

I’ve noticed more and more people using “shit” as an adjective instead of a noun, i.e., “this is shit pizza.” This is fucking stupid and wrong. How do I know that this person isn’t actually eating shit pizza? The phrase should be, “this is shitty pizza.” Why are people doing this? People need to stop doing this.

I know right! That’s how asians all be!

I saw that season of Friday Night Lights too.