Does anyone actually buy that UT fans were mad about Sandusky? They were mad because they thought Schiano was a shitty coach, and they had their sights set on someone like Gruden.

you seem fun.

So the Poop History guy walked around for over 30 minutes instead of just sucking it up and buying a small coffee at Starbucks? Was saving a couple bucks really worth shitting in public and not being able to wipe?

Deadspin has plenty of pieces where they make “jokes” about how women who wear size 6 skinny jeans deserve to be raped? What are you talking about? I’ve been reading Deadspin for over a decade and can’t think of anything like that.

I think he just meant that it felt like it took her 4 minutes to answer, not that it actually did.

I’ve had a great experience with it. I like in a one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn, and I can usually clean most of my apartment on a single charge.

I’ve had a great experience with it. I like in a one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn, and I can usually clean most of…

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The whole family moved down to Charlotte to keep an eye on Kevin, and that still wasn’t enough.

LL Bean is actually a very progressive company. There’s nothing they can do about the fact that a minority shareholder is an idiot.

LL Bean is actually a very progressive company. There’s nothing they can do about the fact that a minority…

That guy looks like a poor man’s Chris Pratt.

Every brown person I know refers to their dad as “Papa.”

Are you guys going to do a special collection of Michael Tracey tweets?

Except Baylor obviously structured Pepper Hamilton’s investigation this way to ensure that nothing incriminating would turn up during discovery during the inevitable victims’ lawsuits.

Yeah, that settles a debate that literally no one was having.