There was a pretty sizable reply-allpocalypse about two weeks before I started with my company, but when my email account had already been created. When I logged in for the first time, I had roughly 1,300 messages waiting for me. After the initial deluge, people started with the jokes, broadcasts about happy hours in…

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

Jeter contests that they’re definitely Virgin Islands, since he’s never given them a gift basket.

Let me tell you a tale of predatory corporate ownership and media consolidation...

“We need to stay out of politics. That’s been my message.”

100% of the fish die after being released.

There’s definitely some easy comparisons to make between the structures and attitudes of the NCAA and those of the Catholic Church.

Old nun has bad habits.

the ray Chapman bit kind of snuck up on me

Holly Holm once knocked her into next week and she certainly doesn’t want to experience that again.

At least in New Orleans they get a warning when the Saints go marching into a restaurant.

I’m with the league. These women need to be protected from the players. And the players? If they want to harass female employees of the team they’ll just have to get rich enough to buy the Panthers.

Tony Bennett handled losing to a 16-seed by listening to every question reporters threw at him, giving thoughtful, reasonable answers, crediting UMBC, crediting his own team’s excellent season and conference tournament, and never disrespecting any reporter like Hamilton did there, especially given that the question…

Manzplaining.

That’s where we differ. If I’m naked, the last thing I’m doing is wrestling with my brother.

You say jump? I say, Kawhi.

He should have been Incognito.

The number of odd/disgusting things eaten by my Polish grandfather are too long to list in a tweet. Lots of pickled fish of unknown origin.

This man will not shut up or dribble.