Kings lottery picks since Boogie:

Way to cherry pick Fultz and ignore the actual generational talent of Embiid and Simmons.

Maybe he backed out of his agreement to coach the Colts?

I believe literally nothing that Steve King says, and you’re dumber than fuck if you actually do.

Yeah, they Britta’d the hell out of that ad.

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

This is ace tennis humor.

A four game suspension for the coach seems a bit harsh. I hope he doesn’t freeze to death on the team bus during those 25 minutes.

I put a lot of thought in before I decide whether I’m going to look at images like this—don’t want to make a snap decision.

He should be happy that Fuller was promoted from a Redskin to a Chief.

“My Joshua Tree post, in particular, was mocked online,” White told me. “That’s one of the potential downfalls about writing personally online, especially when you’re a woman.”

The final irony - the box she dropped contained the nano bubbles that would have prevented her injury.

Hopefully now you guys have a better understanding of why I broke up with her.

Defender didn’t slap the floor, how can you play D if you don’t slap the floor. he never had a chance.

10 is tall for a kid, though.

2651 is awesome. I was a serious chessplayer in high school and college and peaked at a rating of about 2250, meaning that I was in the top 4% or so in the US. A 2651 player would kick my ass 100 times out of 100. A 2250 MLB hitter is someone like Bobby Abreu. 2650 is Edgar Martinez.

ha ha, I guess it wouldn’t occur to me to make up an anecdote that makes me look like a spoiled little brat who washed out at a young age at a low level of a scene no one sane cares about anyway. It would be like if Al Bundy told stories about being a second-stringer in Pop Warner football who eventually quit because…

Yeah my main issue was that I was a spoiled little child who had spent his whole life being told how smart he was, but I was smart enough to look around and understand that I was absolutely not a genius and that really fucked me up.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.