Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

No snark. In a year-long period where we’ve publicly fawned over sports figures (Mort, Sager, etc) battling cancer, I’m in total awe of someone like Andrews has had to deal with cancer AND an overly public trial with quiet grace and dignity. She’s someone everyone should admire and respect, for so many reasons

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Legal question — is “legally drunk” based on the 0.08 BAL in Missouri, where supposedly the contract was written, or on what the limit is in the DR?

This is how the Trump administration will put over the dismantling of American civil society for the next four years: by banking on whipped, boot-licking reporters so committed to the performance of empty impartiality and the maintenance of access

“But mamma,” she said, wiping the chicken’s blood from her calloused hands with a soiled cloth that she cut from an old, moth-eaten bedgown. “Hezekial’s poppa will never offer a dowry for me if the Good Lord does not see fit to bless me with healthy birthing hips.”

We’re done here.

Except if you’re a Royals fan like me and fucking devastated. The thing about living in a city like this, in a ‘small market’, is most of us have a real connection to these players. Like they’re family. We see them out on the town and we don’t bother them all the time. They don’t need security when they go to a…

I was led to believe that after 2016 ended all the famous people would become immortal.

HAHA look at all the poor black people they don’t have much money so there’s nothing to tax! And you totally didn’t skip the entire point of the comment just to make a dumb joke that’s equal parts racist and juvenile!

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

“So which American player is going to stick their foot in their mouth next?”, asks Rex Ryan with palpitating anticipation.

That’s the problem these days in a nutshell: too many dumbshits triggered by civility.

When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…

It’s going to be interesting to see how Fox and the alt-right spin this one given the Wikileaks connection. How many mutually contradictory positions can they hold at one time?

His Portfolio of moves seems tailor-made for the NBA.

This joke is never out of style.

He seems well-suited for a comeback.

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.