Rhabdo is no joke and hours of pushups is a great way to inflict that on folks, especially if they are high level athletes who have had some time off. It is crazy that someone would program this for football players that are counting on their strength and conditioning staff to make them better, not hospitalize them.

Any…

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Unfortuntely Andy Reid wasted all of them

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Had to look it up but turns out that you’re using some pretty racist terminology there. I guess that’s Trump’s America though.

Really? He seems absolutely fine in this exchange. You can tell pretty early on that he got the crazy vibe from her crazy texts, so he backed off and was just hoking. He was never disrespectful and didn’t ghost her. He. . . seems fine?

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

Difference: Pizzagate is based on weirdly worded emails. This is based on intelligence gathered by multiple, IC organizations.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

“That’s not true.”

Chuck Todd needs to explain to Seth Meyers how real journalism works. I mean, the very idea of putting a Republican operative on the spot like that, and asking, you know, real questions, and then asking follow ups, and not letting the operative get away with saying whatever Frank Luntz bumper-sticker happens to roll…

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

+ 3/5^ths?

The black kid in front of him did NOT seem to find that shit too fuckin’ funny.