This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Cool spoiler.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

What do we want?!

49ers remind me of the Knicks so much it’s scary. Both are run by legacy sons born on third base who think they’ve hit a triple. Baalke=Isiah Thomas. Both are insecure arrogant assholes whose one skill was kissing junior’s ass. Both had to leave before the populace arrived with pitchforks.

You do know that “ejaculation” is, like, a whole different word, right?

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

Gotta wonder what’s goink through Phil’s head.

Silver takes the blame because he’s the mascot of the super-scientific secret-sauce predictions crowd, but him and the Upshot guys and the Princeton Election Consortium nerds and everyone else who convinced us the Democrats had this one in the bag all have to look in their mirrors every night for the rest of their…

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

How did this not work out for Urban Meyer? He got two championships out of these guys and millions of dollars. I’m hard pressed to think how this is going poorly for him.

Oh geez... I fully missedthat, and now I groan even harder

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

They lost me at “Aurora.” You just know that whichever draft that first appeared in, the following script doctor’s immediate reaction was, “Too obvious” only to be countered by some studio lackey chirping, “Sleeping beauty — brilliant!”

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

VIOLENTLY ripped the ball from him? Get the fuck out of here.

You sound mad

Wouldn’t it be rich if this stupid act of shit sportsmanship somehow opened the door to an investigation that showed McCaffrey was betting on the game?

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.