I’m against public funding of stadiums as much as anyone,but until that’s not the game the leagues all play, it’s absurd to blame one owner for doing the same thing everyone else would do.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Most of their negotiating is done by men with CTE.

You know what? Fuck the Thunder. They moved from the 13th biggest market to the 43rd biggest market and fucked over the people of Seattle in the process. They then cried poverty when it came time to sign Harden and decided to trade him rather than pay him $4m more over the life of his contract. By not keepoing a good…

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

Floundering to make a joke here, aren’t we? Couldn’t let this one skate by?

I was sure it would be a flop! Guess they schooled me!

That calendar turned out swimmingly.

Or “Baylor homecoming”.

Marchman doesn’t touch oatmeal, you simp. He builds a “tree” out of cereal boxes (ranked):

“He thinks he’s really good at football just because he’s really good at football so fuck him”.

Well at least now he has a handicap

One in hole!

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

This was a really gutsy but smart move by McCaffrey. Of course, I imagine teams will still opt for the more athletic Fournette in the draft, even though he made the move out of pure self-interest. Sad!

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

The white woman’s Burton.

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Except Tilda does a weird, insensible thing when she says, “I’m a Scottish woman of 55 who lives in the Highlands. There’s precious little projected on contemporary cinema screens that means a great deal to my life, if truth be told.”