It’s been years since the NBA has had the A.C. get everything all wet and not be able to play.

I love that you subtlety changed the way you spelled his last name throughout the post. Absolutely hilarious.

Phil Knight’s not an idiot.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

NOCK NOCK

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

He is DEFINITELY the worst Baldwin brother.

Father: Let’s name him Kris. Kris Kobach.

And he probably rubbed some fake snow on it and went back to do his job ... UNLIKE LEBUM JAMES.

i think that was part of the joke.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

Pretty sure it was a gumbo recipe.

I miss Zach Lowe on Grantland though. I feel like he writes less now, although maybe I just have a harder time finding his stuff on ESPN’s atrocity of a website. And there’s always a stupid video at the top of articles that starts to autoplay when I’m 30% of the way into the article.

I wouldn’t call this success.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

That poor kid. Not only is he a Wizard fan, but his mom is giving someone a very unenthusiatic handjob right behind his back.

He sure is. In his career wolves have a 41% win prcnt when he plays and 24% when he doesn’t.

Sure we do. Here, I’ll use it in a sentence: “I’m perfidy sure you are a dipshit.”