Settle down bro and take a deep breathe.

Team Doctor: Gronk! How many fingers am I holding?

It will always be hard to compete with this champion 3rd-place finish. Hint: the correct answer was “Oskar Schindler”.

This girl is every girl I went to high school with. Probably says she loves fall because “bonfires, hoodies, and football” or some other mundane horseshit. I wouldn’t be surprised if “Live Laugh Love” was on every wall of her fucking house.

He did nothing but practice against other college players while in Cleveland.

by having Parkinson’s?

Yup. These are my viewer.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

Unless that’s the name of a South Park or Simpsons episode, I’m going to guess, no, no one.

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

Parents on social media are fucking crazy. I steer clear of my mom’s facebook because she’ll be like, “After this latest school shooting, what do we do? Are guns really the answer?” Like very non-confrontational (mom-ish basically) and she’ll get just a slew of “This isn’t about guns, it’s about America aborting…

Some say he’s still falling today...

Only fitting that this article will take several days to read.

oh god the Cubs WOULD sign Tebow

Goddamn, that actually is some marvelous photography!

Pats fan here, and I have no idea.