Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

A sad Travolta, obviously.

She looks like she contoured her nose clean off her face.

Yours in worship,

I assure you that this was all just a set up for a Good Will Hunting joke

These are all from me.

It’s a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

Presumably, we all have room for improvement.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Why are you surprised they mourn the right way?

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

I’m alone in my apartment, and instead of working, I’m re-watching everything about José and crying hysterically

This is the problem. All of these sites publish their data methods. He should be poking holes in their assumptions or algorithms, not bringing in unfalsifiable just-so stories. It’s his web site’s job to replace those modes of explanation.

Well, he’s a kind of pirate.

To be fair, it wan’t just Greg Schiano causing the rot - it was also his staph.