Marcus Mariota drove the Titans down the field in under two minutes, down 7. Completed a pass that would have taken them inside the five with less than 30 seconds left, receiver gets stood up and they wrestle around for a while as forward progress got stopped. Lewan comes FLYING in like a fucking missile and rams…

Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

Thank you TB! Next chapter

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

Yeah and I kind of would like to see privileged assholes like you run over by a flaming truck that explodes on impact. But yeah, thanks for playing.

I, too, wish a black person death for taking a stand against innocent people’s suffering and I often equate that with racist old scumbags who want black people to shut up and go away.

This game was fucking wild

If the kid has a decent lawyer, it’ll be Schiano saying I-O.

When Schiano saw what he had done he screamed “OH!”

Never a bad time to remember Cardale Jones’ tweets

In lieu of Press Democrat he is more Zone Coverage Republican. Spreading the blame out into a zone instead of where it belongs (don’t take a concrete stand on one thing when there are lots of issues etc...) and asking the coach to agree that anything regarding social issues is making people uncomfortable after a win.

Man, either the USPS is fuckin up hard or someone’s stealing the Jets’ mail cuz that shit was marked delivered to Florham Park. 

Bonds was a star in Pittsburgh before steroids. I like Ortiz but he was a nobody with the Twins before steroids. And a guy having one of the best seasons of his career at age 40 has to be a red flag. Just let them all in to the Fame instead of being moral police.

A really scintillating move. It’ll be real interesting to see how Bumgarner responds from the mound tonight.

Obsessive piano playing and fixating on an object are common symptoms of kids with a Taipei personality.

Do you think it was the same cardboard cut-out of Jordan that starred in Space Jam?

It’s Michael Schur that you appreciate.

I always appreciate the sports humor of NBC sitcoms.