When asked if he was invited into Baylor’s locker room, Shawn Oakman responded, “Well, it’s Baylor, consent is pretty much implied.”

Serves you right for abandoning your New York teams like the rest of the bandwagon jumpers in this God-awful excuse for a fan-base.

Trumplets:

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I think my favorite is “Jimmy Garoppolo.”

“in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job”

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

Blind soccer is played by teams of 5 players on an enclosed field of 40x20 metres with 4 blind players covering the roles of attack and defense, and a fully sighted goalkeeper who must remain within the small goal box area. The ball has rattles inside so that players can judge its location, speed and direction and…

You melt a bar down and compare what’s in there to the listed ingredients.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

Wait, wait wait, as a white person, I don’t understand this. A black person had actual words to say and wasn’t actually trying solely to make me feel good about my moderate liberalism? I need some time with this, come back to me in fifty or sixty years.

Now you know how old I am.

I will say this: I occasionally frequent a football-related website. The fan site itself might skew a little more liberal than you might expect, but what has been stunning is the amount of high-level discussion. Football fan boards are supposed to be one step removed from 4chan, and yet I’ve seen a steady, consistent…

Seton Hall finally provides internet access, eh?

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

The Carolina staff did too follow the protocol. Here’s a transcript of the discussion the doctors had with Cam Newton on the sideline.

Your family isn’t a football team at a Federally funded military academy.