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I love that this is the joke both I and the entirety of the comment section went for.

How much are they selling the fried chicken for?

Yeah sorry, I am Legend doesnt hold up, and the POTA is terrible.  POTA-w is by far the worse of the two, but both are not good movies.  

Sharks don’t get cancer because they don’t smoke and have a diet low in red meat. 

You’re gonna need a bigger genome

Except both the Wahlburg PotA and Smith I Am Legend massively sucked. 

I’m looking at this image, and all I can think is:

“Look, at 46, I’m just too old for slightly physical roles. That said...please buy my Goop products, which will fill you with energy and stamina, and make you feel and look like you’re 26 again!”

And kind of a shame, really, considering Rescue’s background in the comics as a specifically non-combatant hero designed to, well, you know. Rescue people.

Humans are so arrogant. Why not smart fish. We used to coin the word bird brain to insult someone for doing something stupid. We now know some birds have the equivalent intelligence that we can measure (so far) of a two year old human child. That makes for a pretty smart bird.

Why is everyone so scared of little kids?  I could beat up a shit-ton of the little fuckers.

I was hoping it would be Adrien Brody’s Royce from Predators, having honed his skills on the game preserve.

I wish this list were separated into series and standalone. But it is still a lot of interesting books on it!

“In this installment of a series...”
“The latest book in—”
“Post-apocalyptic climate change...”
“In the final book of a trilogy...”

I’m going to read this later.

Recently I watched a documentary about the relationship between these majestic creatures and humans. Sadly, their relationship was less than amicable:

OMG do you know what that horn would do for my bank account if I powdered it and sold it in Asia???  ROCK SOLID PENISES EVERYWHERE. 

“The hills are alive with the sound of, AAAAAHHHHHHH!”