I’m sorry but I thought it was hilarious. Something so darkly funny about all the ‘subversives’ just being casually offed left and right that I just can’t explain. Also, best Steve Buschemi performance in years. Loved it.

OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIIND, QUAID

“Have you ever seen a kid who, like, wipes out, splays out on the floor and then they pause? They’re not sure how to react. I’ve seen so many parents gasp in horror and run over and coddle them and be like, ‘Oh my gosh, are you okay? And so the kid immediately learns, ‘I fell down and this is a disaster’ and they…

Kale Satan!

THAT’S NUMBERWANG!

Finally, we can say “South Park did it!”

George Lucas looks more like a little hobbit than the actors who actually played hobbits.

Pshht

*Pbbt!* Prop comic!

If the choice is between being robbed and wearing overalls or a chain wallet, they can just have my fucking money.

No, it’s two different people on Instagram fighting through the fake women they made. For a visual aid, think of two little girls playing with Barbies, only they want to do different things with their Barbies, and rather than discussing it, they simply have their Barbies argue whether they want to go skiing or throw a…

yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.

did you see who we made president or

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

My girl and I can’t have kids, neither sets of plumbing work, and we’re both innies not outies. She’s a nurse and announced her engagement at work last year (nobody knows she’s marrying/living with a woman outside of family/friends) and they, of course, ask when the kids are planned since she’s already mid 30's. She’s…

I’m going to try this duck eggs, so I that when I sear I can get that true Mallard reaction.

I do this, but not because I don’t feel like going in the first place. I’m a major introvert, so if there are more than six or so people, I get exhausted. So I always arrive early to hang out with the few others that also arrive early, and then once it gets more crowded, I start to say my goodbyes.