Well I think science(my bible) has proven time and time again that gay people are the worst, if you touch anything they’ve touched you become gay too, and that if you eat anything they’ve cooked you also will become gay from their “seasonings” they put in it. I have to pump my Christian rock up to ear bleeding…

Growing up in the WH and the vile treatment she received from the press and others while doing so.

Not only that, but why would you want to run for office in a country that chose an orange-dyed ogre over your mom?

We also had no money, but I was forced to spend the time outside in the woods or at my grandparents’ farm doing chores. 

Oprah has a lot to answer for unleashing Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz on us.

For real. And yeah they’re a gorgeous couple. It’s like they’re effortlessly fabulous. And it seems like even more so after leaving the office.

They really are a strikingly attractive couple. I swear, I want someone who looks at me the way he looks at her.

This is the biggest drawback to childhood for me. Yes, I had fewer responsibilities—I also had almost no control. Want new shit? Too bad, you get your sister’s hand-me-downs. Want to spend the weekend with your mother? Too bad, custody agreement says you go to your father’s. Sure, now I have to pay taxes and shit, but…

“Everything is free” goes hand-in-hand with “you have zero control over what you eat, wear, own, do etc..” I’d rather pay for my shit but get to decide what the shit is.

I feel like we the American people are the children of divorce and the court decided to give custody of us to our insane stepfather, because he has money, and daddy Obama just abandoned us instead of fighting for us and now he’s totally forgotten about us and is off with his new family :( Someday, I’m gonna make…

YUP.

fuckin do it, dude. you deserve every last minute of it.

Holy fuck! If looks could kill she’d be a pile of ashes.

He wouldn’t pay them. Shit! He doesn’t pay his contractors, which still baffles me that any blue-collar person could know that and vote for him.

If marrying him would prevent him from running as POTUS in the future, then her sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Y’all, the fragile rape-apologists have already shown up in the comments. Dismiss, dismiss, dismiss...

No to play Captain Obvious here, but that person who said you deserved getting your breast twisted for talking to the guy? That person is not your friend.

That man is absolutely not your friend and you have no obligation to be nice, to communicate with him, to make eye contact with him, see him ever again, nothing at all. Block his number and warn your other friends.